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Lyrics

VERSE
HE’S GOT A BACKHOE IT’S CATERPILLAR YELLER
HE’S A HELLER OF A FELLER A DRINKIN STORY TELLER
WITH A DUI HE’S ILLEGAL TO DRIVE BUT HE LEGALLY DRINKS
GETS LEGALLY HIGH THEN ONE NIGHT WHILE HE’S UP IN THE SKY
HE LOOKED AT THAT BACKHOE ASKED HIMSELF WHY NOT
I’M GONNA DRIVE THAT THING, IT’S A LOOPHOLE MAN
THIS DUI DON’T PERTAIN I’M GONNA DRIVE IT TO THE BAR DOWN ON MAIN STREET

CHORUS
NOW HE’S DIGGIN
GOT A HOT LITTLE HONEY HANGIN OUTTA THAT CAB
DIGGIN, GOT THE WINDOWS TINTED AND A BASS TUBE HITTIN IT
DIGGIN, CREEPIN PAST THE POPO INCOGNITO, LIKE JOE DIRT THAT’S HOW HE’S LIVIN, LIFE’S A GARDEN MAN AND HE’S JUSTIN DIGGIN

VERSE
HE’S WEARIN A CAT HAT WITH THE MEOW MEOW KITTY
ROLLS UP IN THE CLUB PIMPIN LIKE DENNY WITH THE BEER TRIPPIN
JUST SIPPIN ON SUDS PUTTIN THE SHOTS BACK AND TRIPPIN WITH HIS BUDS, HE WAS TEN BEERS IN ABOUT 12 O’ CLOCK BUT TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO WERE STARTIN TO FLOCK HE SAID HEY LADIES TIME TO GO HOME WE CAN’T STAY HERE, WHO WANTS TO GO ABOUT THEN THE VALET PULLED THAT BACKHOE UP

CHORUS
NOW HE’S DIGGIN
GOT 3 LITTLE HONEYS HANGIN OUTTA THAT CAB
DIGGIN, GOT THE WINDOWS TINTED AND A BASS TUBE HITTIN LIKE
DIGGIN, CREEPIN PAST THE POPO INCOGNITO, LIKE JOE DIRT THAT’S HOW HE’S LIVIN, LIFE’S A GARDEN MAN AND HE’S JUST DIGGIN

VERSE
IT WAS ABOUT 2:35 AROUND 2:45
HE WAS TRYIN TO FIND HIS ADDRESS 255, HE WAS DRUNK AS A SKUNK AND HIGH AS A KITE SWERVIN RIGHT AND LEFT WHEN THEY FLIPPED THE BLUE LIGHTS, TROOPER SAID BOY I AINT TRYIN TO BE HATIN OPERATING INTOXICATED VIOLATIN EVERY BIT OF THE LAW HE SAID NO OFFICER NO
I’M JUST

CHORUS
I’M JUST DIGGIN
LOOK AT ALL OF THEM HONEYS HANGIN OUTTA THAT CAB
DIGGIN, WITH THE WINDOWS TINTED AND THE BASS TUBE HITTIN LIKE
DIGGIN, BEGGIN YO YO POPO YOU GOTTA LET ME GO YO, LIKE JOE DIRT THAT’S HOW HE’S LIVIN, LIFE’S A GARDEN MAN, AND HE’S JUST DIGGIN

YO YO POPO YOU GOTTA LET ME GO YO
YO YO POPO YOU GOTTA LET ME GO YO
COME ON NOW, OFFICER YOU KNOW, I’M JUST TRYIN TO MAKE IT HOME
I DON’T MEAN TO CAUSE NO PROBLEMS, BUT I GOT ALL THESE GIRLS, I GOT TO GET EM HOME SAFE, THAT’S WHAT ANY OLE COUNTRY BOY WOULD DO I PROMISE I’M GOING HOME RIGHT NOW, JUST LET ME COME ON NOW, EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE FINE, WE JUST OUT HERE DIGGIN A LIL BIT DIG HAHAHAHAHA

 

 

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